{"id":5966,"date":"2016-11-12T14:39:22","date_gmt":"2016-11-12T14:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ca.soloibiza.com\/?p=5966"},"modified":"2016-11-14T10:08:25","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T10:08:25","slug":"famosa-calas-ibiza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/famosa-calas-ibiza\/","title":{"rendered":"Famosa en el calas de Ibiza."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\"Famosos<\/p>\n

Que Eivissa \u00e9s un lloc de moda entre nacional i del m\u00f3n fam\u00f3s<\/strong> no \u00e9s un secret. Aquell il\u00b7lustre internacional com Cameron D\u00edaz, Britney Spears o el llegendari Freddy Mercury han passat un dia a l’illa \u00e9s res de nou. Per\u00f2 que anar a prendre un bany i et trobes algun fam\u00f3s en el calas de Ibiza<\/strong> (ja la platja a arrebossar de gent que \u00e9s la m\u00e9s solit\u00e0ria Cala) i la banda presumida que els acompanya, es toca el nas.<\/p>\n

Si vost\u00e8 est\u00e0 buscant a les cales d’Eivissa<\/a>.<\/h2>\n

I \u00e9s que aix\u00f2, lluny de ser una benedicci\u00f3, comen\u00e7a a ser una de les plagues. Normalment si voleu veure el fam\u00f3s<\/strong> com el zoo, anar a las Salinas, a el snack bar Malibu platja, i all\u00e0 es poder fotografiar-los. Que s\u00ed, no llen\u00e7ar els cacauets que els goril\u00b7les de la porta \u00e9s mosquean. Per veure una pachanguita de turmells d’or, llavors al centre esportiu de platja d’ Bossa. Per\u00f2 l’illa s’ha arribat a tal nivell de saturaci\u00f3 que els exemplars de primers han comen\u00e7at a gotejar.<\/p>\n

La primera vegada que veia la baronessa Thyssen va ser local en silenci un caf\u00e8 en un bar de Vara de Rey. Camina Central i ple de gent, hi ha pocs a Eivissa. Despr\u00e9s hi havia. A mi aix\u00f2 t\u00edtols, millor amb la de la EGB, per\u00f2 veure un rostre popular sempre et fa una mica de Gr\u00e0cia. Quan la gent comen\u00e7a a topar-se contra la cadira perqu\u00e8 tothom es va anar a veure l’espectacle, llavors ara no riure. I \u00e9s que no entenc aquesta escena del cor.<\/p>\n

No fa gaire estava pescant a Talamanca. Despr\u00e9s de dues hores, la meva dona i la meva sogra va decidir evacuar el l\u00edquid element. Com que tinc menys escr\u00fapols, vaig decidir no acompanyen al bar m\u00e9s proper. Aparentment posen en un bar”exclusiu”. Set euros per dos caf\u00e8s juntament amb Borja Mari. Cangoto de la inflaci\u00f3 i la repijerio. I \u00e9s tan exquisit em porta em espantar fora.<\/p>\n

Per\u00f2 \u00e9s que no va a nedar-excepte. Un parell de setmanes jugant a la platja d’ Bossa juntament amb els nens. Que si li passo la pilota, s\u00ed ara anar a mi, que si aneu amb compte no vagi vost\u00e8 a Marc Ostarcevic, que ara \u00e9s m\u00e9s… Si fins a viure contrari Dyango nens. Per sort no sentir-los cantar. Nom\u00e9s una cosa ha de dir el President de la comunitat.<\/p>\n

Massa fam\u00f3s<\/h2>\n

I ara que ha passat la gent Flower Power meu preguntant-me que es Shakira trucant o si ja es va unir a la melopea H\u00edlton de Par\u00eds. Ells estan preparats. Vinguin a mi em? Com explicar de que vaig anar jo veure ls a ells. Enveja pensaran alguns. Potser no. L’illa m\u00e9s a l’hivern que a l’estiu, m’agrada quan els vilatans relaxats i estar en una platja significa no veure D\u00e9u. Quan pot anar silenciosament a l’aeroport sense veure la c\u00e0mera m\u00e9s que la seguretat. Perqu\u00e8 si alguna cosa \u00e9s bona illa, \u00e9s que ning\u00fa es molesta vost\u00e8 o li estorbas a ning\u00fa. Potser els que v\u00e9nen del fam\u00f3s<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Al final vaig acabar donant una mica de pena, perqu\u00e8 al final i d’aqu\u00ed, visc en aquesta illa dotze mesos l’any, i jo de bany quan vol (i amb el neopr\u00e9 ja que fa falta). I per anar mi del partit obrir dues cerveses de la nevera, que la cartera perjudica menys. I per dir que he estat a Eivissa, ensenyar el DNI. El fam\u00f3s pas de Ibiza. Perqu\u00e8 nom\u00e9s cal em port\u00e9s a terme en alguns pescadors de televisi\u00f3 durant les hores de treball mentre es veu Palma l’Obreg\u00f3n, i per cert, peix m’espanta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Que Eivissa \u00e9s un lloc de moda entre nacional i del m\u00f3n fam\u00f3s no \u00e9s un secret. Aquell il\u00b7lustre internacional com Cameron D\u00edaz, Britney Spears o el llegendari Freddy Mercury han passat un dia a l’illa \u00e9s res de nou. Per\u00f2 que anar a prendre un bany i et trobes algun fam\u00f3s en el calas […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[387,423],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eivissa","category-platges-i-cales"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}