{"id":5524,"date":"2016-11-12T11:25:41","date_gmt":"2016-11-12T11:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ca.soloibiza.com\/?p=5524"},"modified":"2018-11-17T08:32:27","modified_gmt":"2018-11-17T07:32:27","slug":"autobus-ibiza-autoque-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/autobus-ibiza-autoque-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Autob\u00fas de Ibiza. Autoque on?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Si heu de venir a Eivissa<\/strong> <\/a>i deixa’t dur\u00e0 c\u00f2modament en bus, despreocupada, tranquil\u00b7lament admirant el paisatge i visitar les millors cales d’Eivissa<\/a><\/strong>, us informem que els desitjos es far\u00e0 realitat en una petita part. En particular, la part corresponent a “tranquil\u00b7lament admirant el paisatge”, \u00e9s a dir el que anar a jugar mentre espera in\u00fatil indefinidament i, de vegades un dels pitjor p\u00fablic serveis que han estat c\u00f3rrer.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Que li va escopir”<\/h3>\n

En les meves vacances d’hivern passat vaig prendre un mat\u00ed per demanar informaci\u00f3 sobre horaris i l\u00ednies d’autob\u00fas. Anava preparada visitar a qui sigui que ho va ordenar el control del transport urb\u00e0. Vaig comen\u00e7ar plantejant el Consell Insular, per veure si alg\u00fa sabia alguna cosa i s\u00ed. El Departament en q\u00fcesti\u00f3 era a l’edifici. Em va sonar rares aix\u00ed gaire \u00e8xit, com en l’efic\u00e0cia de Ibiza \u00e9s un bitllet de cinc-cents un dia. Vaig ser el primer a l’entrada amb el gu\u00e0rdia de seguretat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Escoltar aquell moment tancar?
\n -Demanar-li a la cua de la finestra d’informaci\u00f3…
\n “-Aix\u00ed treu vost\u00e8 10%…”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Aix\u00ed mateix, trobar el lloc, comen\u00e7ar explicar-los que tinc un lloc web que m’agradaria posar les l\u00ednies d’autob\u00fas<\/strong>, els seus horaris i seves parades, per\u00f2 posicionat per GPS oferir dist\u00e0ncia de allotjament als turistes. Ja ho deia aix\u00ed… Juro…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Perqu\u00e8 fatal que vols dir. Estimat oficial (si aix\u00f2 que treia el 15 per cent no \u00e9s guanyar-lo \u00e9s) em va mirar amb una cara “que li va escopir…”. Per\u00f2 continguda i va respondre amb un “No, aqu\u00ed no t\u00e9 res d’aquesta”. Perqu\u00e8 si “aqu\u00ed” no tenen, han de demanar la CESID, no ser\u00e0 informaci\u00f3 confidencial…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Amablement em va donar un dels milers de fullets que s’estenen sobre l’illa tractant d’explicar com “no treballa per\u00f2 mira que he estat bastant”.<\/p>\n

Si heu donat un d’aquests papelajos i exhibicions podr\u00e0s veure que hi ha s\u00f3n una s\u00e8rie de l\u00ednies “regulars” en el sentit ampli de la paraula. Sabem que segueix una ruta, de vegades, cada cert temps i d’acord amb inter\u00e8s. Durant l’hivern perqu\u00e8 fred i on vas amb la calor que en estiu. En particular que condueix a l’Hospital Can Misses he rebut no m\u00e9s tard de dues hores (i jo he estat caminant). La l\u00ednia que va i ve a la platja tamb\u00e9 \u00e9s espectacular d’ Bossa. Al voltant de vuit a la nit normalment apareixen tres o quatre aborregados autocar, amb el meu profund respecte i admiraci\u00f3 per als usuaris que va patir, i ja es pot oblidar la resta del dia.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Llavors, s\u00f3n els irregulars. Es distingeix perqu\u00e8 els seus horaris respondre al format: “a l’estiu, mesos de juliol i agost, dimarts i dijous mat\u00ed i tarda.” Nom\u00e9s tarda de divendres. “Els diumenges i festius tancat per descans del personal.” No tenim molt clar se si de fet \u00e9s que el seu horari o les classes de ioga oficial bene\u00eft. Compte amb l’estr\u00e8s.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Per\u00f2 sens dubte, el millor que es pot extreure de fullet\u00f3, \u00e9s el nom de la hotels “cosins”<\/em>. Alg\u00fa amb un sentit clar just ha estat establir estacions no pel nom del carrer (que \u00e9s el que passaria aquesta barra?), per\u00f2 amb el nom de l’hotel on “miraculosament” t\u00e9 una parada l’autob\u00fas. I que \u00e9s de tots diners que utilitzes al final i al final.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si que hagin gaudit de qualsevol l\u00ednia d’autob\u00fas <\/a>de ciutat decents, nostre servei p\u00fablic (que perdut fa molt de temps la lletra L) li recordar\u00e0 amb enyoran\u00e7a aquelles pel\u00b7l\u00edcules de Paco Mart\u00ednez Soria quan la gent va passar des del poble. Aqu\u00ed res ha canviat en 40 anys.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si heu de venir a Eivissa i deixa’t dur\u00e0 c\u00f2modament en bus, despreocupada, tranquil\u00b7lament admirant el paisatge i visitar les millors cales d’Eivissa, us informem que els desitjos es far\u00e0 realitat en una petita part. En particular, la part corresponent a “tranquil\u00b7lament admirant el paisatge”, \u00e9s a dir el que anar a jugar mentre espera […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8552,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[387],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-eivissa"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soloibiza.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}